ALOHA - from the sandy and sunny beaches of PITTSBURGH PENNSYLVANIA.
this is a towel - you can lay on it - you can dry off with it - you can even spin it around, dip one end in some water, and snap your friends in the buttcheek with it.
ALOHA - it means hello AND good-bye - so you're kinda getting two items for the price of one, or if you are giving this as a gift you are going to be TWICE as good as all the other people that are giving presents to the same person...and that's what birthday gifts are all about - being better than all the other gift givers out there. so give with reckless abandon and know that with this towel, you've already won.
but seriously - ALOHA.
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